I write this post sitting in my batman underwear, eating Twisties and reflecting on the productive day that I did not have. I haven’t blogged in about three months and this is clearly the result. I AM SORRY. Sorrysorrysorry.
But fear not! I will continue a regular blogging schedule which will give you theability to inhale a fresh dose of me ~On tHe DaiLy~
Oh, and If you’d like a little update/stalk into the current state of my life, I can also give you that too…
- I start my second year of university tomorrow. This means that I’ve A) allowed myself the entire day to paint my toenails a repugnant shade of orange, and B) pretend that I have obtained everything needed for academic success. As a result, I won’t actually get my degree, but at least I’ll be looking shit-hot in all my classes. Word.
- I literally have about three hours of jobs that I haven’t done and won’t do. These are all tasks that will take a total of 10-15 minutes and I’ve decided it’s much more logical to stretch them for 10-15 hours.
- After spending 5 hours downloading the newest versions of Illustrator and Photoshop, I haven’t left my house/had human interactions in about 56 hours now. Please don’t look at me, even my pet rabbit is disgusted and he can’t even talk. My bunny is a misunderstood creature; beneath his raging desire to verbally attack me and run away from home lies a gentle animal just begging for carrots. SO. MANY. CARROTS.
As you can imagine, I’m not exactly at my best at the moment, but, then again, I’m not exactly at my worst so feel free to ask me ridiculous and philosophical questions about life. I’ll do my best to answer them all..in one go… using Webdings as my font of choice.